Barney Stinson, is that you? #himym

hellsbells9:

bitch-face-sammy:

lulz-time:

If you drank tea that hot you might be hospitalised.

OHMyGodYEs

Don’t worry. We have a Doctor

Best fucking post EVER.

(Source: vitibel)

skarlettfever:

“Five cute boys, stuck in a van with nothing much to do, decide to reenact The Book of Mormon’s opening number, because why not? Says a commenter on Towleroad: “The line between Mormon missionaries, chorus boys, and gay porn is so thin sometimes…”

 Update!

Featuring Tim Koll, Sam Leicht, Leland Raymond, Damian Wille, and Logan Lang. 

strugglebus5000:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

This is my life for the next few weeks.

(Source: cinematichigh)

(Source: kissofthespiderwoman)

bluberryattack:

It’s Gonna Be May 

I need to call the bank and post office…I’ve already put it off for a week.

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Breakfast Fruit Tart with a granola crust and a creamy Greek yogurt filling…RECIPE

• questionnaire: how would you describe your drinking habits?
• me: social.
• me: ...as in, in place of being social, to cope with having to be social, and after being social and watching things go terribly, terribly wrong.